DUNFERMLINE SCOTLAND â€”A man who likes to pass the time, and some gas, at his favorite bar has been banned from the premises because of numerous complaints about his excessive flatulence. According to a report in the Dunfermline Press, Stewart Laidlaw, 35, has been banished from Thirsty Kirstyâ€™s indefinitely. Laidlaw said he was shocked over the complaints and subsequent ban. He did, however, concede that cigarette smoke in the bar probably concealed the odorâ€”that is until ...
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